sodamnrelatable:

(Source: 0range-youglad)

rneerkat:

“youve got male!” the computer beeps. you turn around and see that out of nowhere a brand new boyfriend has appeared. computers truly are quite amazing

(via already-relevant)

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: thatsmrsfassbendertoyou)

thelifesavingparachute:

what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up

(Source: privateagentmars, via beforeyoucomesnothing)